Eavesdropping Expert Gifts

"The neighbours are having a lot of foreplay tonight."foreplay

"You'll see Darling, by just being a fly on the wall, you'll hear the best gossip..."

The Anti-Agent

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

CCTV in church.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

US Camouflage School

Moby the Private Dick.

"This isn't just another paper airplane. This one carries a camera and microphone."

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

'My phone's been tapped!'

"What qualifies you to be a ballistics expert?"

'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'

"When this is all over I'll be nice to people."

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

"No. I can still see you."

Watching The Watchers.

'It's just like e-mail, only you hear people talking.'

"Remember – anything said on this butte stays on this butte."

Angel versus satellite...

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'