Eavesdropping Gifts

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

"The neighbours are having a lot of foreplay tonight."foreplay

"For the last time, Bob, no, I'm not getting any new birds soon."

"Of all the nerve! She just told him to lower his voice in case we're listening."

'She's calling him names I never heard before!'

Overhearing the neighbours.

'My shorthand's a bit rust, but here's the best of last nights row...'

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

"I was trying to listen to someone who was talking behind my back and now..."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"I need to know who started it."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"I spy with my little eye…"

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

Information about information about information about information.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Shark tower surveillance camera.

"Ding" "Dong"

The Modern Godot

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."

National Security Agency. "The unexamined life is not worth living." Entrance. I doubt they mean that in the same way Socrates did!