Eavesdropping T-Shirts

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

"The neighbours are having a lot of foreplay tonight."foreplay

"For the last time, Bob, no, I'm not getting any new birds soon."

"Of all the nerve! She just told him to lower his voice in case we're listening."

'She's calling him names I never heard before!'

Overhearing the neighbours.

'My shorthand's a bit rust, but here's the best of last nights row...'

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

"I was trying to listen to someone who was talking behind my back and now..."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need to know who started it."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Information about information about information about information.

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

Shark tower surveillance camera.

"Ding" "Dong"

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

The Modern Godot

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"I don't know if it's NSA, FBI, IRS, or nosy neighbor."

Super-ego Surveillance

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.