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"What are they saying Pop's?"

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

The Tangents talk it over.

"Just this once, can we not talk about news or politics or money or family or relationships or children or friends or sex or religion or sports or culture or real estate or the past or the future?"

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

'They say the secret to public speaking is to pick out one person in the audience and talk to him.' 'Well, did you?' 'Yeah. Unfortunately the person I picked out was snickering, pointing and whispering to the guy next to him.'

Listenin' in

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we start bitching about their parents, say aye.'

"Shhh. I think I heard my name."

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

I was going to tell this guy to shut up, but is conversation is actually more entertaining than the movie.

"It's just if the TV isn't on I never know where to look."

"You just watch him Ethel. He'll sit there and say nothing, just to annoy me."

Inexplicably Sharon was not interested in a second date.

Stuck in the Conversation Pit of Hell.

"Swipe left please pal."

"Oh, no! People are coming to sit near us! Put up the banner!"

"With your kind permission, I've taken the liberty of putting Marvin on 'mute'."

Please stop trying to engage me in conversation, Lars. Can't you tell when a wolverine is engrossed in a book? Sure, that's easy. They move their snouts when they read.

'I get all my stock tips from loud users of cell phones.'

"Can I get back to you when there's someone to overhear me?"

Fly On The Wall

"I was trying to listen to someone who was talking behind my back and now..."

"Since I hate small talk and I hate big talk, I guess I won't be talking."

'Cut both both short. Hair and the conversation!'

'This is the last time that I go to a party for Economists.'

"Boy, have they got your number!"

"We're still talkng birds and bees, right?"

Overhearing the neighbours.

'I've never been good at public squeaking!'

"For the last time, Bob, no, I'm not getting any new birds soon."