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"This active listening workshop sounds useful..." "Why would I want to go to Worksop?"

The Anti-Agent

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

CCTV in church.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Spy Satellite

The successful rubbernecker...

Sheepdog Security

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"You can stop humming 'Private Eyes' by Hall & Oates now!"

Super-ego Surveillance

"I just installed a home security monitor."

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

"Take it. It's the dress code."

How wire-tapping began. Is that some kind of eavesdropping equipment? Sort of

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

James Bond Getting Old and Playing

'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'

Mission Food

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Watching The Watchers.

'I met my wide when I spotted her on one of our surveillance cameras.'

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."

Man seen stuck on a desert island on CCTV.

Listenin' in

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'