Professional Eavesdroppers Mugs

"This active listening workshop sounds useful..." "Why would I want to go to Worksop?"

The Anti-Agent

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

CCTV in church.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Spy Satellite

The successful rubbernecker...

Super-ego Surveillance

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

Sheepdog Security

"I just installed a home security monitor."

"Take it. It's the dress code."

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'

Mission Food

Watching The Watchers.

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."

'I met my wide when I spotted her on one of our surveillance cameras.'

Man seen stuck on a desert island on CCTV.

Listenin' in

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'