Eavesdropping Enthusiast Mugs

'Hearing only half of other people's cell phone conversations is annoying. This app lets you listen in on their calls.'

"Can I get back to you when there's someone to overhear me?"

"Shhh. I think I heard my name."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Elusive Shadow.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

A spy

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Spy Satellite

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."