Eavesdropping Enthusiast Mugs

'Hearing only half of other people's cell phone conversations is annoying. This app lets you listen in on their calls.'

"Can I get back to you when there's someone to overhear me?"

"Shhh. I think I heard my name."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Elusive Shadow.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

A spy

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Spy Satellite

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

CIA Recommended TVs

'Margaret our phone's been tapped!'