Eavesdropping Aficionados Mugs

Fly On The Wall

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

"I'd say we all have our burrows, Katie. Sure, mine might literally be a hole in the ground... yours might be that inner Katie that nobody really knows."

'OK, you've got good listening skills. There's no need to elaborate.'

Listenin' in

"Well, I could tell you exactly what I did in my last job. But then I'd have to eliminate you."

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

"Err hello, is this the listerning bank?"

From here vantage point Colonel Katchamka realised she could see the Polish boarder.

"Shhh. I think I heard my name."

"I sometimes think my mom hovers too much."

Statue of Liberty reads Hifi Choice magazine.

Dinner in 30 Mins

'I get all my stock tips from loud users of cell phones.'

Frank was always thinking of new and creative ways to access a potential girlfriend's place.

"Can I get back to you when there's someone to overhear me?"

"Sir, Hagstrom is craving some attention again. Shall we email him the canteen menu and mark it 'URGENT'?"

"I was trying to listen to someone who was talking behind my back and now..."