Stereo Aficionados Mugs

Statue of Liberty reads Hifi Choice magazine.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Fan-Centric Stadium

"Romance"

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Couple putting baby through the scanner.

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

Books versus TV.

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

"That bass isn't bad."

Check the products and prices.

You can't hear it mate,baby's asleep!

"It's expensive and difficult, but at least if you win, you get to take home a huge piece of garbage."

"He'll be a little late. He's working on his Wordle."

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

'Can we play that last point over again? I had a malfunction.'