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Statue of Liberty reads Hifi Choice magazine.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Fan-Centric Stadium

"Romance"

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Couple putting baby through the scanner.

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

Books versus TV.

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

The President Is Unhinged Yet We Aren't All Dead Yet and That's Kind of Amazing

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

"That bass isn't bad."

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

Stadium. Food. Beer. In a fan vote, pizza was chosen as the favorite food this season. Ah, so the hot dog is make a concession speech!

'Can we play that last point over again? I had a malfunction.'

"He'll be a little late. He's working on his Wordle."

"It's expensive and difficult, but at least if you win, you get to take home a huge piece of garbage."

You can't hear it mate,baby's asleep!

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I've just learned that Rudy Park's best-selling memoir, iMac Therefore I Am is a pack of lies. How could you dupe us all? I want to come clean. I want to apologize to my readers. It is not true that I cured cancer, married Paris Hilton and invented the computer! You're so off Mort's recommended book list. It is true you are all a bunch of gullible ninnies.

Ok, go back through and twist behind me. Then I think we're done. Your Earbuds While You Sleep.