Stereo System Aficionado T-Shirts

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Music for car stereos

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

The Music Lover.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Turn that ambient music down!'

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

Boom Box

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

'I pimped your sound-system.'

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

"That bass isn't bad."

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

"It looks like the loud noises are coming from a sound system Dad, presumably set up to stop us from eating the grapes..."

'How much treble do these babies put out?'

Check the products and prices.

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."

How come you never look at me that way?

"So, as you can see, health care is so complicated you may never get well."

You can't hear it mate,baby's asleep!

Sony Dorkman

'What do you mean a circuit is overloaded? I thought you guaranteed your work for thirty days.'

'And if you're listening to this ladies tennis match in digital stereo the grunt from your left is from Serena Williams and from the right is...'

'I'm always exhausted after conducting Beethoven's Ninth.'