Stereo Geek T-Shirts

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Music for car stereos

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Henry Ford

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

The Music Lover.

Getting Closer

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

Boom Box

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

'Voila! ... Concussion-proof!'

'They turned down our request for a grant.'

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

'Its easy really, just pull this lever and open the old Persian invented syphon trick!'

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

'That's our latest in portables.'

"That bass isn't bad."

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

The Little Dutch Girl

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

Of course, my phone would ring right now.

Adam Duritz

Bird Lays Eggs in Climber's Helmet.

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

You can't hear it mate,baby's asleep!

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