Stereo System Aficionado Gifts

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Music for car stereos

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

The Music Lover.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Turn that ambient music down!'

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

Boom Box

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

'I pimped your sound-system.'

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

"It looks like the loud noises are coming from a sound system Dad, presumably set up to stop us from eating the grapes..."

"That bass isn't bad."

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'

'How much treble do these babies put out?'

"So, as you can see, health care is so complicated you may never get well."

Sony Dorkman

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."

You can't hear it mate,baby's asleep!

Check the products and prices.

How come you never look at me that way?

'What do you mean a circuit is overloaded? I thought you guaranteed your work for thirty days.'

'And if you're listening to this ladies tennis match in digital stereo the grunt from your left is from Serena Williams and from the right is...'