Stereo Aficionado Gifts

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

My other cello is a Stradivari

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"Brat"

"So what do you do for a living?"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The dream works when the team works!

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Music Freak.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Turn down the bass."

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"Is there an audio edition?"

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

A singing microphone.

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

Older and wiser

David Bowie

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

I know it sounds crazy, but whenever I'm hungry, I get a ringing in my ears. Pavlov's Dog" The Later Years.

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

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