Stereo Aficionado Gifts

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

My other cello is a Stradivari

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Subwoofer

Music producers.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"Brat"

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"So what do you do for a living?"

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The dream works when the team works!

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"Turn down the bass."

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Is there an audio edition?"

Music Freak.

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

A singing microphone.

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

Older and wiser

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

Missing. Last seen with.

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"