Stereo System Lover Gifts

'Yo! Your left woofer is a little off!'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Music for car stereos

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

The Music Lover.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

'Turn that ambient music down!'

Boom Box

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

'I pimped your sound-system.'

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

"That bass isn't bad."

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

"Whoa! This car has mag wheels, custom swivel seats...an awesome sound system and state-of-the-art hydraulics!"

Sony Dorkman

How come you never look at me that way?

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'

'How much treble do these babies put out?'

You can't hear it mate,baby's asleep!

Check the products and prices.

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."

'What do you mean a circuit is overloaded? I thought you guaranteed your work for thirty days.'