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Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

Music for car stereos

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

The Music Lover.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

Sue Perkins

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

Boom Box

Ironing the Mouse

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"We've seen your dramatic weight loss in the celeb mags recently, how have you achieved it?"

'Things really change fast now. There's an original i-pad.'

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

'You're too young to see this programme, but if you want, I'll tape it so you can watch it when you're eighteen.'

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

"That bass isn't bad."

'You know, I've been thinking. If only I could get Multitouch...'

'I want to suck your toes.' - A problem for Maxwell Smart and his shoe-phone.

You can't hear it mate,baby's asleep!

"Move along. We're practicing social distancing here."

How come you never look at me that way?

Sony Dorkman

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."

'That's it, then . . .there's no way you can fine tune my fillings so I can pick up HD radio?'

'Just think, dear - with the GPS up front and my mother in the back, you can be nagged in stereo!'