Stereo Systems Buff Gifts

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Music for car stereos

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

The Music Lover.

"Turn down the bass."

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

Boom Box

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

"Are they nuts? I didn't survive 8-tracks, cassettes, CDs, iPods and downloads just to go back to records!"

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"That bass isn't bad."

"It's not a huge role, but it is Shakespeare. I get to ask the king if he wants bottled or tap."

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

surround sound like crickets chirping everywhere

You can't hear it mate,baby's asleep!

Check the products and prices.

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."

How come you never look at me that way?

Death Rock.

'Just think, dear - with the GPS up front and my mother in the back, you can be nagged in stereo!'