Stereo Fanatic Gifts

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'Twin cam, turbo charged, 150 horse power - and that's just the stereo!'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Not-so-easy listening...

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Ohm sweet Ohm

Conducting the Orchestra on the TV

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"He can still fit into the clothes he wore in the sixties."

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

Feelings towards radios #8 People worshipping a radio.

Drinking Bird and Fishbowl

'Congratulations, Oog -- we've decided to give you a company wheel!'

"Have you seen my CD player?"

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

"That bass isn't bad."

Lead Duck With Evil Plans

How come you never look at me that way?

'You've got a good beat that's easy to dance to.'

'You don't have to tell me I have arrhythmia, man, like I'm a percussionist.'

Check the products and prices.

'The divorce settlement stipulates she gets 3 dB of all the assets...'

You can't hear it mate,baby's asleep!

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."

Computers with TV - Tv's with the internet

'Joe the Plumber' The Musical.