Eavesdropper Enthusiast Mugs

Listenin' in

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Tong!"

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

The EP-21 spy plane.

Elusive Shadow.

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

Clandestine cows.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

A spy

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

Spy Satellite

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."