Eavesdropper Extraordinaire Mugs

'I get all my stock tips from loud users of cell phones.'

"Look, a bug!"

Heading off with a packed bag

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

The Airport.

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

Confusing directions.

Tourist Directions

Referee's Free Kick Pack

"Any Creationists here tonight?"

'Never thought I'd enjoy a cricket match so much.'

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"It's confusing, son, but I'll try to explain: A nerd is a dork who's headed for college. A wonk is a nerd with one or more Ph.D.s. And then there' s the Uber-Wonk, like Daddy, who gets interviewed on TV all the time!"

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

Listenin' in

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

"April Fool's on her!"

"I feel so small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Maybe I should buy some cowboy boots."

'It's good quality oil I tell you! Why doesn't anybody believe me?'