Eavesdropping Aficionados Pillows

Fly On The Wall

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Ralph Stanley

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

How wire-tapping began. Is that some kind of eavesdropping equipment? Sort of

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

You spend way too much time and energy stewing over things, Al

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

"I'd say we all have our burrows, Katie. Sure, mine might literally be a hole in the ground... yours might be that inner Katie that nobody really knows."

'OK, you've got good listening skills. There's no need to elaborate.'

Arthur Conan Doyle, MD, observes a passerby who has touch stains on his fingers, paint on his trousers and plaster on his jacket, and quickly deduces the man is a slob.

"Well, I could tell you exactly what I did in my last job. But then I'd have to eliminate you."

Listenin' in

'Are the fish safe to eat?! Heck, yeah! Me and Leon been eatin' 'em for 30 years!'

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

From here vantage point Colonel Katchamka realised she could see the Polish boarder.

I didn't think I would, but I miss being booed.

Making the Police State Work For Us

I was going to tell this guy to shut up, but is conversation is actually more entertaining than the movie.

"Err hello, is this the listerning bank?"

'Please use just your inner voices.'

"Shhh. I think I heard my name."

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

"Can I get back to you when there's someone to overhear me?"

CIA HQ. I'll be glad when the janitor gets his security clearance.

Dinner in 30 Mins

'I get all my stock tips from loud users of cell phones.'

Statue of Liberty reads Hifi Choice magazine.

NSA Personnel. Are you a good listener?

Frank was always thinking of new and creative ways to access a potential girlfriend's place.

"I sometimes think my mom hovers too much."

"Sir, Hagstrom is craving some attention again. Shall we email him the canteen menu and mark it 'URGENT'?"

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