Entertained Eavesdropper Pillows

Party Animals.

Taking a peek at the audience

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

'Hang on a minute - you're not my husband!'

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

Genie in a trash can.

Listenin' in

'Mom said to keep an eye on you!'

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

"Shhh. I think I heard my name."

Extreme Sound Engineering

Animal Hospital

"We wanted a design that would reflect how much money we have."

"I took the liberty of buying myself a Father's Day gift."

'I get all my stock tips from loud users of cell phones.'

"Swipe left please pal."

"Can I get back to you when there's someone to overhear me?"

"Hurry with those dishes George, I need them for my next dinner party."

"He's one in a million."

Fly On The Wall

"I was trying to listen to someone who was talking behind my back and now..."

'Why are you all of a sudden painting a huge knife dripping with blood?'

"Would you say eavesdropping is a special skill and/or interest?"

Overhearing the neighbours.

"Boy, have they got your number!"