Eavesdropping Expert Pillows

"The neighbours are having a lot of foreplay tonight."foreplay

"You'll see Darling, by just being a fly on the wall, you'll hear the best gossip..."

The Anti-Agent

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"We've been cancelled."

CCTV in church.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

Diary of a DNA Cop

"This isn't just another paper airplane. This one carries a camera and microphone."

Moby the Private Dick.

US Camouflage School

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

"What qualifies you to be a ballistics expert?"

'My phone's been tapped!'

'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'

"When this is all over I'll be nice to people."

"No. I can still see you."

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

Watching The Watchers.

'It's just like e-mail, only you hear people talking.'

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'