
'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'
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'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'
The Anti-Agent
"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"I need to know who started it."
'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.
"I spy with my little eye…"
The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.
'Your parents are way too overprotective.'
Nuclear Security Summit
"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."
CCTV in church.
Statue of Security
Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.
We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.
Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.
Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.
It's spooky how Amazon can track you down
Information about information about information about information.
"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"
"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."
Dictator, Interrupted
"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."
"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"
The Modern Godot
"That does it! ISIS is defeated."
'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'
'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'
The Costs Of Doing War.
Shark tower surveillance camera.
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