Entertained Eavesdropper Prints

I was going to tell this guy to shut up, but is conversation is actually more entertaining than the movie.

Party Animals.

Taking a peek at the audience

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

"Two questions: What time are the guests arriving, and do you still want me to slice the pepperoni?"

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

'Hang on a minute - you're not my husband!'

David Letterman

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

Genie in a trash can.

Listenin' in

'Mom said to keep an eye on you!'

"Shhh. I think I heard my name."

Extreme Sound Engineering

Animal Hospital

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

'Uri Geller's First Job.' 'That's the 20th spoon you've bent today.'

"We wanted a design that would reflect how much money we have."

Lion tamer feeding birds.

"He's one in a million."

'I get all my stock tips from loud users of cell phones.'

"Hurry with those dishes George, I need them for my next dinner party."

"I took the liberty of buying myself a Father's Day gift."

"Can I get back to you when there's someone to overhear me?"

"Swipe left please pal."

Fly On The Wall

"I was trying to listen to someone who was talking behind my back and now..."

'Why are you all of a sudden painting a huge knife dripping with blood?'

"Would you say eavesdropping is a special skill and/or interest?"

"Boy, have they got your number!"