Eavesdropper Prints

"Boy, have they got your number!"

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"Swipe left please pal."

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Bribery and Corruption.

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

The Modern Godot

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

Nervous at a party.

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

USA 2030

NHS targets

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

At the CD shop.

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"You know how to whistle don't you Steve, you just put your lips together and blow. . . but I wouldn't recommend it."

'At least he kept his promise not to go to the media or government.'

Facebook in Crisis

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

F.B.I. An equal opportunity phone tapper without regard to race, sex, or national origin.