Ear Aficionados Mugs

"Err hello, is this the listerning bank?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

At the rock concert...

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Artist and Musician

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

My other cello is a Stradivari

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Brat"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The dream works when the team works!

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

Ralph Stanley

"The estranged string trio."