Energy Eavesdropper Mugs

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Here's the problem."

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Critical Ethanol report

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

Nuclear energy.

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

"Woo-hoo!"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"But is it renewable...."