Energy Auditor Mugs

'Something tells me our company could be more energy efficient.'

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Nuclear generation of energy.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

US Energy Needs.

"Neversource"

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Here's the problem."