Energy Expert Mugs

Home Heating Oil

Dept.of energy.

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Nuclear generation of energy.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

City Windfarms.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"Neversource"

US Energy Needs.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Water power.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

Critical Ethanol report

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Is this what they call inherent safety?