Energy Auditor Gifts

'Something tells me our company could be more energy efficient.'

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

Nuclear generation of energy.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Neversource"

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'