Energy Detective Gifts

Government Help for Energy Bills Doesn't Measure Up.

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

The interested bystanders.

Evolution.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Stratigraphy

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

US Energy Needs.

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

"Here's the problem."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Plasma Ball

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Critical Ethanol report

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Industrial Beautification van

Benjamin Franklin.

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

Camel In The Tent

What We're Fighting For