Earth Detective Gifts

Stratigraphy

Wildlife

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

The interested bystanders.

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Evolution.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Nuclear waste.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Newton's Law and Order.

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Evolution.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

COP26

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.

The Hummingbird

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'

"The government is going to fight climate change by rearranging the deckchairs on the iceberg."

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

COP26 GLASGOW

"The earth's core changed directions."

"Is that all you got? Hah! Not even close!"

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

"Another fly-over planet."

Elephant Tracks.

Testing the Big Bangs theory.