Earthly Investigator Gifts

Detectorist meteorite.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Ghost School.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Channelling on the Cheap

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Stratigraphy

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

Ghostship

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."