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Detectorist meteorite.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Ghost School.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Channelling on the Cheap

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Stratigraphy

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

Ghostship

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'