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"Crust" "Mantle" "Creamy nougat center"

'But when I said I'd follow you wherever your career took you, I didn't know what a volcanologist was.'

'I'm afraid we'll have to let you go, Ferguson -- you're interfering with the seismograph.'

It was at that moment that Martin realised that the world was changing.

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

God uses a corkscrew on a volcano.

"Well, I have a Ph.D. in geology, and I can't find a thing either."

'Careful - this is the great canyon we call Everest.'

Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.

Archaeologists look at stratigraphy with irons in it - 'And right above the Stone Age strata you can clearly see artefacts from the 'Iron Age'!'

'Here, we've unearthed a layer of granite, a layer of calcite, and a layer of erudite.'

"The earth's core changed directions."

"This erosion is a crime.... It's the great terrain robbery!"

Speleologist

Builder digging through to Australia.

'I hope you have been taking good care of the place during my holiday?'

Our Planet

"What if global warming is real?"

"It's a small world, isn't it?"

"Yes, you're all grounded. Not for anything wrong. You're just worms."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

The experienced backpacker.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"