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A citizen of Gondwanaland.

At the Museum

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"...it's another metal detector."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Peace in shackles.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Conspiracy Theory Books

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Robot Attack in Bath

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

Rudyard Kipling

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

'What luck!'

Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

"Is that all you got? Hah! Not even close!"

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

"The earth's core changed directions."

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"