Earth Science Explorer T-Shirts

"Is that all you got? Hah! Not even close!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'But what is the universe for?'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Marry me astronaut

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'