Earth Science Explorer T-Shirts

"Is that all you got? Hah! Not even close!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Alien David statue

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Outer Space Outsourcing

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

'But what is the universe for?'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

The flies have landed.

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

The First Martian Dog.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.