Earth History Explorer Prints

A citizen of Gondwanaland.

At the Museum

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"...it's another metal detector."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

Peace in shackles.

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Conspiracy Theory Books

Rudyard Kipling

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Robot Attack in Bath

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

"Have you noticed how climate change looks and feels the same as colonialism?"

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

"Is that all you got? Hah! Not even close!"

"The earth's core changed directions."

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

Ferdinand von Zeppelin

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

'What luck!'

'Apparently he discovered accountancy.'