Eco Explorer T-Shirts

"We just got back from Alaska, where we saw the cutest little glaciers."

Don Quixote charging a Windmill (colour)

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

"Maybe we should think this through."

May the forest be with you!

The three bears complaining about their carbon.

There is No Planet C

An autumn bike ride

"Wow, this one actually cleared the water while breaching! Strong: good genes! Dibs!"

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

'It's the latest hybrid energy drive - it uses pedal power to go uphill and gravity to go down.'

Food chain...You are here.

"Now the objective is to find the goalposts and put it in the back of the net."

'If I may, sir, the ecotourist is superb.'

Adam and Eve

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

'They say that the Robins aren't migrating south because of global warming.'

Bird watching in Bolivia

'Hey thanks man, I was making no progress against those rapids. Would you mind setting me down right up there at the spawning grounds?!'

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

The Scenic Route

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

Bright idea

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."