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'I do not think I'm a God. God like, yes. But not God.'

Me/Mine/I-me/I/Myself...

Getting 85% on his patient feedback has gone to his head a bit!

"You're stuck again. Your ego is getting in the way of your recovery."

'But enough about me...'

'His greatest achievement was to write a glowing obituary about himself.'

Extreme Vanity Press - Fall, 2007

"Leibniz, Boole and Gödel worked with logic. I work with logic. I am Leibniz, Boole and Gödel."

'It hurts when I swallow my pride.'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'It's not good, coach. He suffered a traumatic blow to his ego...'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long process.

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

So on a scale of one to ten, how's I do? Can I use Fractions?

"It takes a big man to admit he is wrong, but I'll go half way and admit I'm big."

"Shh, listen! The sound of my voice."

"Sorry, Mr. President. I'm afraid D Day has nothing to do with your name."

"Contestants, you have thirty seconds, two hundred and eighty characters, and an unfamiliar topic—can you find a way to make it all about you?"

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

'I'm quite full of myself. I don't want you to tinker with that.'

'Lets talk about this rampant egotism of yours.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'What matters is what you think. What others think is none of your beeswax.'

Writing.

'Oh, he's not mean. He thinks it makes him look macho.'

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

'Charles, I want you to meet Joel. You have lots in common. He also suffers from excessive ego.'

Bob's car finally makes a statement.

"How long have you felt purrfect?"

"I'm nothing and yet, I'm all I can think about."

"I think I deserve more than a stub on Wikipedia."