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'I do not think I'm a God. God like, yes. But not God.'

Me/Mine/I-me/I/Myself...

Getting 85% on his patient feedback has gone to his head a bit!

"You're stuck again. Your ego is getting in the way of your recovery."

'I keep having this nightmare where everybody's wearing taller hats than mine.'

'But enough about me...'

'His greatest achievement was to write a glowing obituary about himself.'

Extreme Vanity Press - Fall, 2007

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long process.

So on a scale of one to ten, how's I do? Can I use Fractions?

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

'It hurts when I swallow my pride.'

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

'It's not good, coach. He suffered a traumatic blow to his ego...'

"Leibniz, Boole and Gödel worked with logic. I work with logic. I am Leibniz, Boole and Gödel."

"It takes a big man to admit he is wrong, but I'll go half way and admit I'm big."

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

'I'm quite full of myself. I don't want you to tinker with that.'

'Lets talk about this rampant egotism of yours.'

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol, triglycerides, and ego are all too high.'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'Charles, I want you to meet Joel. You have lots in common. He also suffers from excessive ego.'

"How long have you felt purrfect?"

Bob's car finally makes a statement.

"Shh, listen! The sound of my voice."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

'What matters is what you think. What others think is none of your beeswax.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Writing.

"Contestants, you have thirty seconds, two hundred and eighty characters, and an unfamiliar topic—can you find a way to make it all about you?"

"Sorry, Mr. President. I'm afraid D Day has nothing to do with your name."

'Oh, he's not mean. He thinks it makes him look macho.'

"It's Paul Hollywood's signature dish, an embarrassing relationship breakdown with a hint of chauvinism and celebrity narcissism."