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"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Do you know something. I think you might be right about this global warning thing."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

The interested bystanders.

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'Are we there yet?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"