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Biodiversity in the Antarctic

"I may not be part of your social circle, but I am part of your ecosystem!"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'Woody's first day at Worm school was proving a little scary.'

Dragon fly is about to crash.

"Maybe...we can be friends!?"

Smooth Newt

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Biodiversity

"Darling, darling! Termites have found their ways into our food reserves!"

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"Come, come, let's not dwell on who ears whom!"

"Mummy Mummy, I found some maggots: We can have fresh flies next week!"

'Who eats Irish slugs, if there aren't any snakes?'

Here's one for the book - they call dogs their best friend.

"I asked you to come alone."

'This should give the sociobiologists somethings to think about.'

Carnivores V Herbivores.

'I hate you spider.'

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

"I've switched to e-books but nature has yet to thank me."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"That's the problem. All the good ones have been eaten."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Cat box"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.