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"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

The interested bystanders.

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Evolution.

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Biodiversity

Stratigraphy

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'The diet books really worked for me...I bought so many I couldn't afford any food.'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

Biodiversity in the Antarctic

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'

Climate change hits Antarctica

The Hummingbird

'What luck!'

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"What happened to what cat?"

Elephant Tracks.