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"Good news, Mr. Vanderfirth. We've traced your lineage back to a woman who lived in East Africa two hundred thousand years ago."

Wildlife

"They grow up so fast."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Pinocchio's Second Realization

The interested bystanders.

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Evolution.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"We evolved from asteroids"

Exit only.

The Evolution Of Man.

ZOO

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Evolution.

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

The Origin of Creationism

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"Conversation - what a concept!"

Stratigraphy

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'