Evolution Detective Pillows

"Good news, Mr. Vanderfirth. We've traced your lineage back to a woman who lived in East Africa two hundred thousand years ago."

Wildlife

"They grow up so fast."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

E=mc2.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

The interested bystanders.

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Evolution.

"We evolved from asteroids"

Exit only.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

The Evolution Of Man.

ZOO

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Evolution.

The Origin of Creationism

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

"Conversation - what a concept!"

Stratigraphy

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."