Evolution Observer Pillows

'Everything's a tradeoff - now that I can walk upright, I can't wiggle my ears any more.'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Duck Hunt

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

What does aloof mean?

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

The prying mantis,

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Beware of the frog"

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."