Society's Evolution Observer Pillows

Plumber at the Gender Neutral Bathrooms

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Glance Exchange

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Politicians are from Uranus.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"What are you doing?"

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"God help us, it's that guy."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

Nervous at a party.

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

The United States of Amazement

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

Take a pill so you won't be one.