Evolution Explorator T-Shirts

"We're Mountain-Goats Darling: It's not survival of the fittest, it's survival of the sure-footed..."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Big Bang Theory.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Chiller Theatre

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Needs to get a life"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Pastorius wonders why.

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"We evolved from asteroids"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Slinky Cow World

Exit only.

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."