Evolution Explorator T-Shirts

"We're Mountain-Goats Darling: It's not survival of the fittest, it's survival of the sure-footed..."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Big Bang Theory.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

Chiller Theatre

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Needs to get a life"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Slinky Cow World

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Exit only.

"We evolved from asteroids"