Ecosystem Detective Gifts

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

The interested bystanders.

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

Evolution.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Biodiversity

Stratigraphy

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'The diet books really worked for me...I bought so many I couldn't afford any food.'

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

Biodiversity in the Antarctic

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

The Hummingbird

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

"What happened to what cat?"

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

Climate change hits Antarctica

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'

'What luck!'

Home Sweet Ecosystem

I see you've caught my honey robber.'